We need some action up in this mother fucker.
Why I prefer guys over girls: If something goes wrong, a girl will say, "Oh you poor thing, are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?" Guys say, "What do you need done and when?"
Lesson for the day:
Sometimes you should learn to just say 'whatever you want to think' and walk away. Or else you'll end up looking in an obsessive jackass who can't get over anything.
Second lesson for the day: Don't say you're going to do something if you're not going to do it. Saying no isn't a crime. Letting me down is.
It’s just an APPLE.
Celebrate Carbohydrate Awarenesss Day by eating a sandwich on whole wheat bread and an apple in front of someone on a low carb diet, while trying to explain the differences between things like white and wheat bread, and white and brown rice, and natural sugars and refined sugars. Or if you would rather not do something that mean, or you're just lazy, you can just have a good laugh about it.
They grow up so fast.
The babies are a year old today. It seems like just yesterday that I could pick them both up with one hand, or that they ripped a hole in the boxspring so they could sleep inside the bed. Now I can't even hold on to both of them at the same time, and they never sleep anymore because they're too busy making my life a living hell, the little bastards. I'm getting a dog next time.
On, and i've been married for a month or something.
Shred A
Everyone should go play some fun freeware games. I've given up on trying to track down the old adventure games I want to play because they all have bugs, or the sites unload a ton of spyware on me. This way you pretty much get it right from the person who made it.
5 Days A Stranger sucks, I don't know why it won so many awards. The game is a whole twenty minutes long, and just not that interesting. Quest for Glory 4 1/2 is funny, but only if you liked the QFG games in the first place. The new VGA versions of King's Quest 1 and 2? Beautiful, and they even come with voice actors! Not to mention that someone took Leisure Suit Larry 2 and gave it a point-and-click interface. Nothing has ever been more frustrating then it taking ten freaking tries at typing in a sentence before the computer understands your request. In case you can't tell, Sierra was my babysitter when I was little.
“Look at this goofy-ass letterhead I bought at the PX” – Brian
I got a letter from Brian today! It's one that he wrote while he was in processing though, so I still don't have his address. But i'm hoping this means i'll be getting another one within the week, so if you would like to write Brian a letter, drop me a line, and i'll help you out. I'm not supposed to give out his address when I have it, so it's going to have to go through me, so even if I dislike (notice I said dislike, people I downright loathe can go to hell, but I can only think of one right now anyway) you, go ahead and forward me the letter and i'll make sure he gets it.
And that's it.