Dream of Waking Ne Cede Malis

24Nov/05Off

Subject: [unclassified] Re: “I truly apologize…”

Subject: [unclassified] Re: "I truly apologize..."
From: Katie
Date: Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:41:26 -0600
To: anti-brian@dreamofwaking.com

WTF.

anti-brian@dreamofwaking.com wrote:

> Dear, My Vegaterrorist Significant Other,
>
> I have no excuse for neglecting to say Happy Birthday the moment you woke up. I was doing something important
> and thought I'd ask Dave to help me with it tomorrow.
>
> So I'm on the phone with Suicide Hotline, hoping you don't sell me into scientific experiments. Pleaseunderstand the pressure I'm under.
> You knew this about me when we got married.
>
>
> Love,
> Yer Dude
>
>
>
> This letter has been sent by the World Famous Mark's Apology Note Generator. Please send all compliments to Mark at comments@karmafarm.com
> http://www.karmafarm.com
>
> Keep all complaints to yourself.

I guess she didn't see the "apology note generator" part at the end. I love how it starts out almost sincere and then degenerates into making excuses. That second part fucking kills me every time.

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