Dream of Waking Ne Cede Malis

Sexy myspace poll

I don't think I've ever done one of these about relationships so I've stolen it from Krista's myspace:

1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
I've always sacrificed my dignity to humor Katie.

2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Uh, I think low lights are okay. I don't need spotlights or anything.

3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
No but some people seem to think I'd like them better if I knew exactly how crappy the music they enjoy is.

4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
Saying yes would imply regret. I can't say I'm happy with the first person I had sex with but I'm not going to regret doing it.

5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons?
What? If I were single, I'd like to think I wouldn't complicate my life like that.

6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
Am I insane? Yes. Eventually I'd like to be able to write their life story for them.

7. It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Improve. The world's a scary place and nothing's going to get better unless someone tries to help out.

8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
The world will turn with or without me. No.

9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
That would require believing in a "higher level" that would send messages in the form of dreams. No one's rattling around in my brain but me.

10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
What like a mute porn star? I'll take a friend instead.

11. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
Well the male body certainly isn't and the female body is so totally complicated that I think it requires a manual. so I think this ends in a draw.

12. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
No because he/she/it hasn't done anything wrong.

13. Do you like kissing in public?
No but I don't even notice I'm in public when I do it so it never matters.

14. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
In a theoretical next relationship? No. In my current loving relationship? No.

15. Did America really put a man on the moon?
That's a fantastic question. I'm torn between my belief that science can overcome any obstacle in time and the fact that human error is an enormous brick wall that plagues NASA.

16. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?
Uhh I don't know. That'd be kind of weird I think. That's almost a generation ahead of me.

17. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
Katie, my computers, video games.

18. How well do you handle criticism?
Is it constructive? Because I hate when people tell me "you need to do this" and "you need to do that" and never explain why. But otherwise I take criticism rather well.

19. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
I'd strike out this question because "purer" is rather ambiguous.

20. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
I can't say I have because I tend to keep my eyes on the prize, if you know what I mean. I'm far too into the matter at hand than to start thinking about someone else.

21. Is it possible for full-figured women to be equally attractive as thinner women?
Duh.

22. You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long would you wait to call?
In a theoretical dating situation I'd probably call that night because I'm a spaz. Ask Katie, I followed her around like a lost child.

23. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
Way to throw a total buzzkill into this survey. No. People wronged have different ideas of fair punishment than the objective justice system in place today.

24. Would you have a "Happy Button" installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it?
No but could I get a pain button with a dial that goes from hangnail to excruciating?

25. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
You know, just when I know everything, Katie does something totally nuts and I'm surprised and I'm happy with that.

26. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
I'm not very good at holding grudges. Everyone changes all the time. Just let things go.

27. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
Curves with enough discretion so as to leave some things to the imagination.

28. Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
I've already found my "soul mate" so I think I'll stick with her until she dies or gets bored with me.

29. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
As long as we make the distinction between "open minded" and gay. I'm pretty open minded on the hetero side but I've got zero interest in other men.

30. Should your mate also become your best friend?
If she isn't there's something wrong.

31. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
What kind of question is this? Marry the person you love for who they are, not what they are.

32. Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
Nope.

33. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
Does taking pictures of my penis with a webcam count?

34. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
Oh how I love to keep things interesting. I'm a glutton for punishment.

35. Is it better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all?
Yes.