27May/06Off
Poop truck
Port-a-johns are basically the only thing to crap in, here in Iraq. They're everywhere. Porcelein toilets are a rare sight indeed. So everyday someone has to collect up all the poop out of the port-a-johns. Enter the Poop Truck. It smells. It stinks up the whole area wherever it goes. It's utterly necessary. So in tribute to the poop truck, I've decided to make it a unit of measurement. My only unit of measurement. Since it'd just be silly to apply the Poop Truck to solid matter, it's basically only used for liquids. Now I have the dilemma of when I'm reading the back of my macaroni packet I have to do conversions. Two and a half cups of water? How many poop trucks of water is that?