I’m alive
Today's the end of the first real day I've been able to do anything. Let's go over how I enjoyed my laser-beamed eyeballs.
Day 1. This one was easy. Get my eyes zapped, I'm feeling fine, I can see enough, go to sleep.
Day 2. Oh god. Where did I go wrong? Yesterday I could see and everything was okay and today my eyeballs are falling out of their sockets and I'm blind again. Where'd I put those damned painkillers? Fuck it, I'm sleeping through day 2.
Day 3. Okay guys, I get it. I got involved with sciences I don't understand and now I'm bed-ridden and blind. Can I sleep through day 3 too? Yes I can.
Day 4. This day wasn't so bad. I had my first followup appointment and the optometrist said that I could technically see enough to drive and that I was healing quick. My eyes are still itching and that sucks but I don't feel like I want to die and that's an improvement.
Today I woke up and holy shit I can see stuff. Not everything but I can read and I'm not struggling to make out things at a distance. My vision is far from perfect but this is only day 5 and they said things would be up and down till about day 8. So I'll keep taking my eye meds and everything should be a-okay.
November 4th, 2006 - 05:31
I would also like to point out that on days one and two, you managed to stay awake for about two hours total each day, and on day three you didn’t even do that. Oh, and that you’re a jerk when your ‘perkies’ haven’t kicked in.