Dream of Waking Ne Cede Malis

15Jan/07Off

Not posting a Myspace bulletin

YOUR MOST HATED...

CANDY:
Smarties. They're a candy copout.

BEVERAGE:
Milk. Except in my cereal. Oh and all alcohol.

COLOR:
Pink.

TOWN/CITY:
How do you hate a city? Joliet sucks though.

MOVIE:
Pay It Forward. Haley Joel Osmont is pure awful.

ASPECT OF MYSPACE:
All of them? No wait, it's everyone else's annoying profiles with their impossible to read backgrounds and their shitty music. These are what drive people to Facebook.

ANIMAL:
I don't like fish. This extends to games with underwater portions, I'm always hesitant and looking for another way around.

INSECT:
I can't say I'm a big fan of the mosquito.

BIRD:
Annoying ones?

SEASON:
Spring. Where'd all my cold go?

AGE OF KIDS:
The age where I have to start watching my language.

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING:
People in no position of authority telling me what to do.

DRIVING:
People who try to make a left turn on a busy road and end up just turning into the center turn lane and just cruise there for a few miles. Shit or get off the pot, dickhead!

TALKING ON THE PHONE:
The whole concept of talking on the phone. Pay me a visit or email me.

WATCHING TV OR MOVIES:
The 20 minutes of commercials (not trailers) tacked onto the beginning of a movie at the theater. I paid to see a movie, not commercials. And those enormous ads for another shows that take up the bottom half of the screen and are all animated and make their own sounds and really piss on my TV watching experience.

EATING IN RESTAURANTS:
When our waitress/waiter sucks and Katie leaves them an enormous tip.

DRIVING THROUGH DRIVE THRU:
I don't eat vegetables. So when I order a cheeseburger plain and get home and find a just plain old burger between two buns, I wonder what went through that burger guy's head. I wanted a cheeseburger plain. Not a hamburger plain.

SLEEPING:
Waking up.

SHOWERING:
When I cut my head shaving. It sucks.

YOU'RE AT THE BEACH:
When it's not the ocean. I won't swim in a lake.

YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE:
There's someone very loudly hocking something cheap and useless.

YOU'RE ON A DATE:
And no one can decide where to eat.

COOKING OR BAKING:
The whole cleaning up process.

WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST:
The dishes, especially when there's a ton of them and none of them are from me.

WHAT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?
In the vacuum of space.

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?
Stubbornness. Believe it or not, you're not always right and the rest of us believe in this thing called compromise when the problem isn't clear cut.

WHAT IS YOUR WORST HABIT?
It's hard to motivate me.

MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR?
I blew the speakers out long ago so if there's any bass it comes out sounding like a fart.

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  1. 1. I left her a dollar.
    2. You NEVER do the dishes.
    3. You calling other people stubborn makes me roofle.


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