Hiro is dead
I can't believe this! Hiro's dead! What are we going to do now?! Wander for all of eternity?
No! This can't be happening! Hiro just got bitchslapped into oblivion!
No! Hiro just got his ass capped! What do we do now?
*sob* Oh no *sob* goodbye *sob* Hiro!
Say these lines in the most anguished tone of a stereotypical angry black man as you can and you might match the greatness that is Daikatana's Superfly Johnson. There was another one but I forgot it although I'm sure to hear it again soon as dying seems to be Hiro's forte.
I keep playing it because it's a first-person shooter and there's something good in there just "dying" to get out but it's swallowed up by the busy texturing, the lame level design, and some of the dumbest bad guys imaginable. So I'm more or less enthralled by the slow motion car wreck and keep playing just to see how big the pileup will get.
update: Oh man. Fixed the ones that are there and added a couple more. These are awful!