I WAS RIGHT
This weekend news sites started to report that the governor of South Carolina was missing. His family, his friends, his staff, no one knew where he was. He didn't leave anyone in charge, just disappeared. Yesterday his office said that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail alone. Apparently not unheard of as he's done such things before but he usually told someone where he was going first.
In class we talked about it and speculated. I threw out there that he was off with a load of cocaine and hookers. We all had a good chuckle, blow and hookers is a good easy laugh, and went about our day.
It turns out I was closer to the truth than I thought. He was in Argentina, being "unfaithful to his wife". Piss test this man. I guarantee he'll come up hot for cocaine. What did I tell them? Cocaine and hookers. No one disappears for a weekend without telling anyone without good reason. Cocaine and hookers.